Back to the Future 2 promised us flying cars, (actual) hoverboards, and Jaws 19… 11 years ago.

…and what about iPhone owners?

If Motorola offer one with and SD card and headphone jack, I’m buying it on day one.

Motherboards were already way too goddamn expensive, anyway.

About a year ago I was considering upgrading my AM4 PC to AM5. The rock-bottom cheapest motherboards were only slightly cheaper than the relatively high-end one I got 5-ish years ago. I decided to stick with my current PC.

Is this just a Proxmox thing? I’m running Debian on my server, and as far as I know, the kernel has always upgraded properly when there’s a new one available.

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It’s nice to get confirmation, though I really can’t believe it had to be said. Sign of the times, I guess.

If they release one with a headphone jack I’m 100% sold.

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I criticise Emma Stone’s plan not to sleep with me.

It’s been years since I’ve used Windows at home, but I still have a Firefox installer exe hanging around on my server on the offchance I ever need to use it again. Thanks for showing me it’s no longer necessary.

Is “must make the dumbest fucking decision possible at all times” in the Mozilla CEO job description or something?

I have no CEO experience, but I’ll make stupid fucking decisions for a fifth of the salary you’re paying the current guy.

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You have to be really careful trying to buy physical copies nowadays, too, since bootlegs are absolutely everywhere. Especially on Ebay.

I say that Emma Stone should divorce her husband and marry me instead.

While this article has some good points, it really is sad, and kind of ironic, that the first paragraph of it is bullshit clickbait that completely undermines the rest of the text.

A tale as old as time. Banning media you don’t like is a lot easier than parenting your children.

We all know they use Signal, anyway.