Modem starts dialing up. Everything is going fine, attempting 28.8k negotiation… failed. Okay, not Im listening to 19.2k negotiation… failed again? Ugh, ok, 14.4k… no? Jesus fuck. Please let me at least have 9600…

Capitalism

It was named after the sarcastic comment its early users would say to the people offended, “Try cords”.

I don’t keep up with any of this stuff, and so it just makes me think of memes like this: