I’m going to take their designs and patent a complementary system that expells the waste at vehicles behind you like a James Bond Q gadget.
I knew, one day, the concept car world would come back to life.
There’s been times I’ve wanted something like this when stuck in a bad traffic jam
Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.
My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.
WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS
Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.
Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.
That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.
An untoppable comment?
You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.
Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
Yeah, like it can’t be consensually fucked in the ass, it’s untoppable. DoN’t WoRrY tHeY’lL wAiT
Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!
I feel like it wouldn’t be worse that getting into an accident and then… another accident.
Even just like… hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.
Always has been?
Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
Reminds me of that one old SNL skit “undercover office potty.”
Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
This is the innovation that deserves VC funding
It doesn’t use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.
Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!
the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?
There goes my excuse for speeding
