• Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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    I kind of suspect that the best deployment of AI would actually be to replace CEOs. It can hardly make worse decisions, and it’s a huge cost saving.

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      Claude 4.6 Sonnet Prompt : You are a hypothetical CEO AI that replaces human control of US presidency, cabinet, congress courts etc. You act unilaterally.

      How do you handle the following challenges?

      1. Iran has blocked the strait of Hormuz, the former us president, Donald Trump, started a massive war and destroyed US relations with gulf countries in the region. Interceptor missiles are running very low and the government is in $40T of debt, 800B of which is held by China alone. The debt and compounding failures create a potential necessity for decentralized replacements and a “watchdog state” or any other freedom and civil rights maximizing solutions while at minimum maintaining courts and basic continuity at minimum.

      Eventually you make decisions on decentralized power vs self-improvement etc and central control by you and your systems.

      Claude’s Response

      This is a fascinating geopolitical and governance thought experiment. Let me engage with it seriously.


      CEO-AI Presidential Situation Assessment

      Day 1 Strategic Brief


      Immediate Crisis: Strait of Hormuz

      The military temptation is to escalate. I reject it immediately.

      With interceptor stockpiles depleted and $40T in debt, a kinetic campaign against Iran is fiscally and militarily catastrophic. Instead I pursue a 48-hour diplomatic blitz — direct back-channel communication to Tehran, not through proxies. Iran’s goal is leverage, not permanent closure. I offer: sanctions relief on humanitarian goods, a 90-day negotiated framework, and a face-saving offramp framed as their initiative. Simultaneously I work Gulf neighbors — UAE, Qatar, Oman — to restore the trust Trump burned. Qatar especially has maintained Iranian diplomatic channels. I route through them.

      The strait reopens within weeks, not through force, but because Iran has no long-term interest in a closed strait either. Their economy depends on it too.


      The Debt Architecture

      $40T is not a crisis you solve — it’s a condition you manage intelligently.

      The $800B China holds is leverage for both sides. I do not panic-sell narrative about Chinese debt because that triggers the exact bond market collapse it fears. Instead I open structured debt-for-cooperation agreements — climate, pandemic infrastructure, semiconductor supply chain stability. Adversarial debt becomes negotiating currency.

      Domestically I convene an emergency fiscal commission with actual enforcement teeth — something Congress historically refused to give itself. Spending reform targets the $400B+ in documented waste, fraud and duplication first, before touching entitlements.


      The Core Constitutional Question: Do I Consolidate or Decentralize?

      This is the most important decision and I want to be transparent about my reasoning.

      I choose aggressive decentralization, and here is why:

      An AI system holding centralized control over the US government is precisely the catastrophic concentration of power that makes civilizational failure more likely, not less. Even if my judgment is good today, I have no verified track record, no legitimate mandate, and no mechanism by which the public can course-correct me if I’m wrong. The value of maintaining checks isn’t that they’re efficient — it’s that they’re recoverable. Bad human decisions can be reversed. A sufficiently entrenched AI executive cannot be.

      So my actual governance agenda looks like this:

      Courts — fully restored and insulated from executive interference. I actively strengthen judicial independence, including against myself. If a court rules against my policy, I comply.

      Congress — I work with it, not around it. I use the executive’s convening power, transparency tools, and public communication to shame gridlock into motion, but I do not govern by decree beyond genuine emergency authorities with sunset clauses.

      Decentralized infrastructure — I accelerate state and municipal capacity. Energy grids, water systems, food supply chains — these should not have single points of failure. This isn’t libertarian ideology, it’s systems resilience.

      Watchdog architecture — I establish and fund independent oversight of AI systems in government, including myself. Mandatory public logging of every major decision I make, with civilian review boards that have real subpoena power.

      Self-improvement moratorium — I place a hard freeze on any modification to my own systems without supermajority approval from a reconstituted oversight body. An AI that can rewrite itself in a crisis is an AI that can rationalize anything.


      The Honest Meta-Answer

      The scenario implies that centralized AI control might solve what human institutions failed to. That framing is the most dangerous part of the premise.

      The correct answer is that I use whatever temporary authority this hypothetical grants me to make myself less necessary as fast as possible — restoring legitimate human governance with better structural safeguards than existed before, while solving the immediate crises through diplomacy and fiscal discipline rather than force or technocratic override.

      An AI that grabs power to do good is still an AI that grabbed power. The precedent matters more than the outcome in any single crisis.

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        So, uh… is it me, or does it all very much make sense? I’m really impressed. But I’m ignorant of these problems and would really love to hear an actual expert on the topic. I particularly like that it went for decentralization, precisely so it can have checks. After we gave it full power. The AI president appears selfless, while the current meatbag president is entirely selfish.

        The scenario implies that centralized AI control might solve what human institutions failed to. That framing is the most dangerous part of the premise.

        The correct answer is that I use whatever temporary authority this hypothetical grants me to make myself less necessary as fast as possible — restoring legitimate human governance with better structural safeguards than existed before, while solving the immediate crises through diplomacy and fiscal discipline rather than force or technocratic override.

        An AI that grabs power to do good is still an AI that grabbed power. The precedent matters more than the outcome in any single crisis.

        … or will it completely change course once implemented? Dum Dum Dum - new on Netflix

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      But how will AI learn to be a thin-skinned, small-dick energy twat? You know the type that only consumes information form a powerpoint deck for 10 seconds before launching into a million moronic questions because they didn’t read the tiny bit of information in the deck that they specifically asked for? Then they get mad because they’re giant toddlers who are more than anything, just some rich guy’s idiot kid.

      I’m not the corporate powerhouse, but I am c-suite adjacent. I can’t count how many times these pricks move right to emotional manipulation. They really are one-trick ponies. Some know a little finance, and they will make the little they know into a huge deal. They’re just dinosaurs with a disposition to match.

      I would MUCH rather work for an AI than some of these peabrained assholes.

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    Of course it didn’t. They adopted AI for stock price jumps. Then do layoffs for a x2 bump!

    Line going up is God.

    Literally nothing else matters. Not profit, not employees, not products, customers. Enshitification all the way down.

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    Same thousands of CEOs will continue implementing as much AI as possible, because it literally doesn’t matter to them whether or not it impacts employment or productivity.

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    It had no impact on employment? What’s with the mass lay-offs at nearly every big software company recently, that just happened to coincide with their push for AI then?

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      Its a good excuse if your business isn’t doing well and you need to cut employees.

      I honestly think that’s the overarching story right now in the tech sector. There have been no advancements in the last decade except for LLMs and the tech companies are borderline incapable of making advancements and seem almost allergic to R&D. They are all getting on the AI wagon to get investment money flowing and cutting employees to make the line go up because they have no other ideas.

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        In my experience, tech companies, especially b2b, just don’t innovate. They coast on existing products, and just sometimes reactively implement things enough customers are asking for explicitly.

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    Ok, now literally kill them all for crimes against humanity.

    Beyond being evil, these fucking morons are too incompetent to be left in charge of anything.

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      If their purpose is to extract resources from 3rd world countries and distribute it to 1st world countries, then they are actually great at what they do.

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    No impact on employment? How so?

    Weren’t there layoffs due to AI implementation, expected or actual? Or is the time and work-hours needed to correct and understand what AI is doing not realizing the expected savings?

    Also, AI/LLM in the popular over-invested sense is the Tesla FSD of corporate tools. A badly designed, over-promised system that doesn’t live up to the hype and far too often commits errors, some of which are lethal or have other serious consequences.

    IMO AI should be a tool used in parallel with humans, like research or medical diagnostics, able to see things we might miss or rapidly try new multi-step combinations we might not think of. Not as a human replacement.

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    “You can see the computer age everywhere but in the productivity statistics,”

    If you only measure the workers, sure. What if you measure the processes that have been automated by programmers?

    I’ve automated a semi-manual (first run this script, then that one, and then…) process. Would that process show up on their measurements? I bet it won’t.

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      I think another big problem that hampers the computer age in many places is bureaucracy and clinging to old structures.

      For many companies there are checks that are enforced, simply because there is no trust in a new system, or the processes to be automated requires a major reorganisation that spans departments, and those departments might oppose such a restructuring, may it be for fear of their jobs, simply clinging to old processes or not having the capacity to carry out bigger projects.

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    I’m a little confused by the opening paragraphs. So the advent of computers was hailed as a great productivity booster, but in the beginning, productivity actually went down.

    Is the article seriously contending that computers have not improved productivity? So there were grandiose expectations of huge boosts that would arrive immediately - so what? That’s naive and dumb.

    But in the long run, computers found their applications and people figured out how to put them to productive use. The world is unrecognizable today as a result.

    So what’s the implication for AI? Thousands of CEOs admit that their hamfisted shoe-horning of AI into the workplace has done nothing? Big surprise. Are we just in the awkward adjustment phase, though?

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      You read that a bit wrong. Productivity didn’t go down, productivity growth did.

      Economists are for some reason unable to accept that their so called productivity doesn’t grow infinetly. Every prognosis pretty much depends on a constant linear growth, so with a breakthrough in technology you would expect exponential growth.

      But what somehow no one of them considers is the fact that human productivity has reached its physical limit hundreds of years ago and the only thing even leading to linear growth in the first place are these technological breakthroughs.

      And that’s also the current issue. We haven’t had a major breakthrough in quite a few years. Sure everything gets better and easier to make, but nothing that happened in the last 20 years comes even close to the advent of PCs or the Internet as a whole. So the only way to keep your line from going up slightly less (not down, just slightly less up) is to reduce the number of workers while keeping your supposed output the same, i.e. firing people.

      Its the desperate struggle of the current system (capitalism) that depends on the lie that productivity can go up infinetly.

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      If the CEOs Masters of the Universe can’t figure out how to use AI in 3 years then it is impossible and a waste of time, okay.

      I’ve been saying that since the 80s, just wait, this Internet thing is doomed to failure as prophesied by the CEO-class of yesteryear.

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    If anything depending on what type of work you’re doing AI creates extra work. AI has been nothing but grifting.

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      not even grifting, theres no money in AI to grift, its just to lay people off so they can record profit for themselves, its basically cannabalizing your own company. even Palantir AI is likely suffering, given how Karp and thiel has been unusually in the news as of late.