That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring
Docker…
Zip, unzip it.
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,…
It goes WAY back.
The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called
KISSING. …about LM-CM docking, of course.You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.
Linux shell also has… a thing going on.
touch top mount man fsckfingerunzip
root
cherry-pick the tip
git reset --hard HEADand on and on
Oh, I KISS all the time!
Keep It Stupid. Simple!
Construction is like this too.
Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”
Edit, nailing studs.
“Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You’re going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you’ll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it’s walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts.”
Maybe a bit more machining, but it’s not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.
I love telling people who aren’t from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
how do you know someone’s from Cincinnati?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you
I’ll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati
I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.
Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
… and some are from OhioPolitical slogan from the 1840’s Presidential campaign (“Tippacanoe and Tyler too!”)
Had any “Full penetration butt welds” lately?
haha forking processes and killing children
wait
Remove child from parent using fork
:)
Daemon spawning mmm
Master/slave
Finger/poke
Fsck fsck
Insert, upsert
i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?
I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
there are so many links that i’ve clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|
That one is frowned upon by some cultures.
–force
–verbose is for when you want dirty talk
😳
No
touch?No
touchonlycat
Do not the cat
Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…
I dumped my core so fast …
We used to
fingerour users too.Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!
Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you’d look at someone suggesting
rloginhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns
Software, firmware, and hardware.
Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.
