Naich

They are already sucking at Microslop’s AI-encrusted teat. It’s a major UK university, and there used to be a mix of systems, with a lot of really good functional software written in-house. Over the past decade, as they have been retired, they were replaced with MS-based turd-rolled-in-glitter ecosystems that drive me up the wall. The old stuff wasn’t pretty, but it worked and did all you needed and no more. It now feels like some sort of Rube Goldberg machine with fireworks.

I have to use Jira at work. It’s fucking awful.

This is impressive technology which has the potential to benefit humans by having things like robot firemen who just walk into flaming buildings and rescue people.

But who am I kidding? Tech companies will just it to cut jobs in order to enrich themselves and make everyone else poorer.

We have to get lucky every time. They only have to get lucky once.

Google’s “don’t be evil” was like a warrant canary. It didn’t need to be precise, it just needed to be there.

Yes. Have you read the testimonials?

They realise that it’s a satire site, right?