If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.
Oh jeez, enshittification is so fast with today’s companies…
Fools and their money are soon parted - over and over again if they’re Tesla fanboys.
Scumfuck needs to hit his trillion dollar payout somehow
No thanks, Nazi.
I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I’m a fool!
It’s a weird move because Tesla was receiving nearly 7 years of $99/month up front if people gave it to them, while being as slow as they want in reaching their promises. So, either they are worried that they will be forced to give refunds for underwhelming service, or they are planning massive monthly fee increases. It’s probably the latter to their credit. Robotaxi fee would be a normal high fee.
Good maybe people will stop using it then. What am I saying they bought a Tesla of course they’re going to keep using it.
You have got to be a goddamn moron to buy a Tesla.
Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?
So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?
Burst into flames
Facts!
Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.
To be fair, he’s a genius in continuesly scamming people without losing their faith in him. Although it’s less geniusness and more stupidity of other people. Yeah he’s not a genius, he’s a scammer. Not even an artist at it.
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Wasn’t it already? Fucking Tesla is so damn confusing on how the hell this shit works. Every 2 months it changes, price changes, how the use it changes, and if they even get it. God I’m so glad I wouldn’t ever buy one of those shit boxes.
I was in my friend’s Tesla the other day, and she couldn’t figure out which button to push to get the glove box open. There is no handle. Just a screen with a GUI that has menus with a glove box button.
I was like wtf. I’m so pissed about my old car with too many buttons for the air conditioner. That was the most infuriating looking car I’ve ever seen. Guess she got it before the Nazi salute for tax write off.
Unfortunately that’s not exclusive to Tesla.
Then first create the full self driving that you have lied about already existing for the past decade
