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Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
Thanks I hate it!
if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
It’s for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head
/s obviously
Modern problems…
Require traditional 1933 solutions!
I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
James? I told you not to share or office secrets!
What does the office secrete?
Garbage code. Sadly
Fucking James 😤
Don’t forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!
No, that makes them slower because theyre leaning into the wind. You want to try to mostly use A’s, because they’re the most aerodynamic, and anything else should be formatted as subscript to keep code size down and reduce drag. C should be avoided at all costs because it’s just going to catch the wind.
Conclusive proof that D is faster than C, 2025
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marked EXE
Ok, I’m taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen… I just don’t know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I’m assuming it’s just for amusement.
Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.
I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn’t mind the return of the old for this event
i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow
No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.
He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.
Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.
Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.
I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.
I love Stavrose baby. He is awesome and doesn’t give a fuck what people think.
An ai runs his twitter probly
So “don’t talk to strangers” or “don’t give your credit card info to strangers” never really reached the audience, did it?
This is the future. Robots are more people than people now!
Human rights were made for megacorp’s robots anyway.
Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.
Drop the executable in the GrokBox
The entire file! My biggest frustration with cursor is that it doesn’t support reading from multiple projects at once so it can see the context of how the projects interact or how interfaces are implemented.
Add the other project folder to your workspace. BAM, now it has backend context in the frontend.
Have you used GenAI for art? It can do a reasonable job for the entire composition, but the extra fine detail have to be inpainted with specific prompts, and there are special routines that make sure faces and hands look human.
The same with code. It can outline the entire project but details need to be inpainted and specific errors handled.
The context window can’t handle an entire codebase, never mind multiple projects.
Actually, I have my entire code base documented in obsidian, and I literally tell cursor to refer to the documentation. It works amazingly well, and then I have it draft documentation for the new features it’s creating. I can do in a day what I used to do in a week, and it’s not because it’s doing anything advanced, it’s just takes care of so much of the brain draining tedious tasks.
LMAO, yeah let’s jist disregard all the other files that are definately not required contextually!!!
Having multiple files increases the compile time, think of all the femtoseconds you can save by having everything in one place!
please don’t use grok.
elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.
please don’t use grok.
You’re probably preaching to the choir here. lol
i just wanna keep sayin it out loud so maybe folks remember.
You’d have to say it on the platforms normies use, make it short and attention-grabbing, a drone shot, a couple of tits…
Like this? Unrelated but similar in concept.
That’s amazing. Moving to Canada
Why do these places even make sense to build datacenters in?
Is using it without paying him anything fine?
no. It will give grok data to learn from. Don’t use it at all.
naw. the smog producing generators run exclusively to power grok. the drinking water is being pulled from the ground to cool grok. using grok is the problem, not whether you pay for it.
Of course only paying customers pollute the air, everyone knows that \s
Why the fuck can’t these assholes just go away?
You’ve won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
*these are rhetorical questions
these mfs don’t need money anymore, they need power. money is just a byproduct of it.
What does a man with power want?
More power
- substance abuse
greed should be a mental illness
If anyone hoarded anything like billionaire hoard money we’d have them commited.
It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.
No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can’t wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don’t own, we let them do that.
Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?
Knowing how half-assed they’ve been deploying Grok a ZIP bomb would probably work on it if they allowed file uploads.
I really want someone to try this and report back. It really does feel like something that could execute.
not the same thing at all, but there’s already been a couple of pretty high profile “prompt injection” malware cases out there.
Ask for all output in brainfuck.
I have asked several LLM to output brainfuck and Malbolge, but none of them seem capable to do so, even those that implement train of thought, me included ofc.
bf was my first thought, but I would think that would be very easy to parse for computers, and hard for humans. So maybe something that’s a lot more verbose?
How about feeding it a bunch of Twitter source code and asking it to translate into JSON Programming Language? Maybe it’ll somehow accidentally hack/exploit itself.
But seriously, no one should be using Twitter or interacting with Grok at all, even just to fuck with it.
@Vince @KickMeElmo malbolge is computationally intense to generate. It’s self-modifying, is ternary instead of binary, and after each operation the next opcode gets replaced by its mod 94 value.
It’s like the insane sudoku of coding.
Could go for a middleground. Verbose -and- obscure. Check out fetlang when you’re not on a work computer.
Do you have to print it out and scan it first?
Only if you don’t have a fax.
Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?
Is there a downside to training your AI on broken code? Can’t be!
From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some “fixes and improvements”…
…Comes the same AI that offers to “fix your code.”
Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.
Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete “All your code files”, sir.
Does he really don’t know the difference between cut and copy?
What if this is a plot to literally steal your code? You give it to the AI, page refreshes and clears your clipboard. Your entire “source code file” is now theirs, and probably part of the training set for Grok 5.
The first part is a joke, but the second part…
Ctrl+Z undoes the cut.
Assuming people upload their code to fix it, that means it’s non working code. Great training material!
I’m joking but I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t think that through…
It’s just a mistake. He’s an idiot but he means copy and paste.
LOL the macos dictionary entry/quicklook entry for “MechaHitler” gives you Grok’s wikipedia page
Which happens because wikipedia redirects “Mechahitler” to Grok
It will definitely not report back to Musk on your proprietary code…
Because Musk wouldn’t understand shit, it’ll report back to some Indian guy instead.
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You ok…?
I assume it’s a joke about Elon asking for developers to willingly put their code into a predatory but apparently welcoming input for digestion.
it’s a copypasta meme from 2020ish
Might be chaff for AI training.
Just upvote the crazies and move on. Something something Sarah Connor.
