who wants pasta in their computer?
Assembler, BASIC, Old C code, Cobol…
…Pascal, Fortran, Prolog, Lisp, Modern C code, PHP, Java, Python, C++, Lua, JavaScript, C#, Rust…
The list is infinite.
Show me a language in which it is impossible to write spaghetti code, and I’ll show you someone who can’t recognize spaghetti code when it’s written in one of their favourite languages.
The obvious solution is to use Rust’s upcoming “spaghetti checker” feature. Once the compiler decides that your code is too messy to be maintainable, it refuses to compile.
great, now the compiler wont let me modify my programs (i really should get better at coding because i seem to only know to do spaghetti)
ps: you know something you wrote is funny when taken out of context when someone screenshots it and after a while youre sent the screenshot of your message
Back in the day I made a meme and put it on r/prequelmemes, and then my brother came through to my room a few hours later to show me this meme his friend had sent him… while I still had it open in gimp
xd
Now make gnocchi.
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Real spaghetti code is housed in Crowd Control Productions headquarters. They’re still patching legacy code from ç 2002-2003
windows xp kernel included dirty hacks from when ms-dos 6.22 was in active development and not released yet and they might still be there in 10
