AbuTahir@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoMassaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brainwww.newscientist.comexternal-linkmessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down16
arrow-up1238arrow-down1external-linkMassaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brainwww.newscientist.comAbuTahir@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squareFeddinat0r@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46arrow-down2·8 days agoPlease dont show that my wife
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoSegue into sexy time
minus-squaresramder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·8 days agoBecause you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
minus-squareAlteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·8 days agoWife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!
minus-squareLittle8Lost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agodo you at least get some back?
minus-squarey0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 days agoMan’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too? /s lol
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down4·edit-27 days agohave you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her? just pretend you’re dead and she might go away. edit:
Please dont show that my wife
Segue into sexy time
Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!
Second that
do you at least get some back?
Man’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too?
/s lol
have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?
just pretend you’re dead and she might go away.
edit: