‘Fortnite OG’ lobbies may now have as little as eight real players, according to a report from a prominent Epic Games leaker.

In a lot of the games I play, I’d be happy to have that many.

My menus need to be dynamically reloaded!

It’s still Javascript.

Parrots are actually intelligent though.

Didn’t know about Amtrak. Interesting. Thanks

When’s the last time the US nationalised something?

Just use another unit. It’s an easy fix.

Ok, but all your dialogue will be spoken backwards.

This would seem quite risky to use on US roads. I mean probably elsewhere too, but at least they don’t pack the same hardware.

Their Turks were actually Indians. They were deceiving their investors!

They’re not really meant for desktop use, so not really an issue. Also don’t keep your servers under your bed, the ventilation is quite bad.

That’s because they forgot to also replace the CEO. Beginner’s mistake.

Seagate Exos is usually ok. Their generic stuff, is sometimes crap, but that’s true of all manufacturers, really.

That being said, I’d be nervous with a single huge drive, no matter where it’s from. And even as part of a redundant structure, the rebuild times would be through the roof.

I know, back then people knew what files and directories were. Good times.

All those wondrous IDEs were nowhere to be found 20 years ago, especially if you didn’t run windows. While Emacs did it all and more.

So yes, you had to read the documentation. That’s what we did back then. We still do it when someone can be arsed to write one.

So, you’ve never actually used Emacs?

And possibly also never used vi either?

Can it generate weird porn locally?