It’s really special to not have ternary, but have Elvis.

Well, now that you bring it up…

If you want that, just light up the first and last LED always.

It’s by design very verbose and “English”-like, like instead of x=y*z it would go “MULTIPLY y BY z GIVING x”, the idea was that it would read almost like natural language, so that non-tech staff could understand it.

People thought COBOL would let managers write code.