I mean, some of those things are just because online recipes are usually shit. You can pretty much always use a spice blend instead of salt and pepper, you can always add Chile powder at any concentration you desire, and you should always double the garlic (at least). Granted, some of this is because most recipes are written by AI nowadays.

No one on LinkedIn has a real job, they’re all just bragging about being self-employed or paid to post there to “generate positive public opinion on 50 hour work weeks”.

Or, more accurately, ‘a novel that is at most partially by Lena McDonald’.

Not to diminish the fact that that’s not how rm works, but that’s also not how anything else in his tweet works either.