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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!
I just did a theology!
“And if you don’t support killing them, you support terrorists, mmmkaaaaayyyy” — Bill Maher
And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.