

When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn’t get as much as a single dent. If that isn’t an endorsement, then I don’t know what is.
When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn’t get as much as a single dent. If that isn’t an endorsement, then I don’t know what is.
Replace all the customer facing employees with chimpanzees with webcams that say in sign language: read what’s on the website. Whenever someone calls in or opens a chat, they’re connected with a chimp. Be sure to also include a guide to ASL on the company website. I guarantee sales will go up
You’re gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?
edit: I was making a joke, it didn’t land right. I agree with you, I probably wouldn’t be on this website if I didn’t.
Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.
Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.