Noxy

Is it really so outlandish to want my phone to be unbreakable by cops?

Nah, you have it backwards. GrapheneOS didn’t choose Pixels for any reason other than they’re the only acceptably secure devices out there. I can’t imagine they want this to be the case.

phrasing

I genuinely don’t understand what’s wrong with email in this situation? Stay on the phone with them until the email arrives?

there’s this old thing called the telephone

or if they’re insufficiently modern (in a good way) a website

not even available on desktop clients, or for group chats

only a tesla could collide with the very road it’s driving on

I get that’s not what “hit the road” means but I stand by what I said