Why the fuck would I ask any questions?

I literally patched and updated MicroXP 0.82 to the point that it can run Windows 7 in VirtualBox.

I can buy a used car for $2500, and still have $500 left over for a hooker and booze.

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What company do you speak of?

Microsoft?

Literally what in the actual fuck?

It took me about 8 months to learn…

If it’s an emergency, you can literally tell the dentist what to do, especially if it happens to involve an abscess.

The dentist wanted to lecture me, like I should have been in there months sooner.

I straight up told her to fuck off, I already knew that, but couldn’t afford it prior. Then I told her to get to work, quit leaving me suffering…

Edit: Why am I kinda cross posting the things on my mind right now? The system in the USA is and has been so fucked up for a long time…

Here in the USA, I just prefer to show up in person.

Hell, just 2 days ago I went in to renew my mother’s auto tag. She wasn’t even with me.

Easy peasy.

Please wait while we apply updates…

In the middle of the work day no less 🤦‍♂️

Are they still running Windows 2003?

This is an interesting question. Honestly, I’ve never signed up with any government website.

This begs the question though, what country?

I’m from the USA and have little to no reason to trust signing up on a government website.

That was ages ago, I wasn’t thinking to try recording anything back then. It was some piece of shit desktop, I wanna say it had a 40GB hard drive.

Whoever tossed the system must have been attempting to wipe out their data in the most redneck way possible, shotgun.

They shot the side of the computer case, which partly protected the drive from the shotgun pellets, but it was still basically a direct hit to the HDD.

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Are you sure about that?

I’ve run Spinrite on a HDD that was literally shot with a shotgun.

I mean sure the drive crapped out halfway through the test, but shit, it was shot with a fucking shotgun!

I flipped a coin behind my couch like 4 years ago. I’m pretty sure that bit is still stable, whichever side it landed on.