The hazards are to indicate you are stopped and now a hazard.

Only when you are stopped and now a hazard. Your car becomes a blinking light. We have road rules for blinking lights, so it SHOULD be saying one specific thing.

Thank you for coming to this road safety talk.

Hey Realtalk you ought to fuck right off

… it was

The AI code my “expert in a related but otherwise not helpful field” coworker writes helps me have a lot of extra work to do!

… what does it mean‽‽‽‽