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Every time I’m thirsty, I fill up my bathtub! Water costs me nothing!

This isn’t nearly enough to change my opinion of DHH, an out-and-proud piece of shit.

I helped digitally convert my local library’s microfilm archives, mostly newspapers, but also some really old titles and deeds. Tons of stuff from the 1800s.

They’ve never had to recover a hard drive. It’s okay, they’ll learn the hard way.

LOL!

Dots are reserved for filetype information, heathen.

As an old person who has archives dating back to the 90s, yes.

With git LFS there’s no excuse.

Anyone who uses YYMMDD instead of ISO 8601 needs to be fed feet first into a wood chipper.

Those tasteless frauds!

Server code generating HTML is icky in modern web development.

There’s been a big uptick in interest around SSR lately, so maybe not.

No, not at all.

They are a shorthand for “give me the index of this directory” rather than “give me the first file you find named this.” In some configurations, the presence of absence of a trailing slash dramatically reduces the amount of computation an HTTP server must execute before responding to the request.

StackEdit is a good rich text to markdown web application: https://stackedit.io/

https://silverbullet.md/

… A … blog? Are you asking if it’s possible to selfhost a blog?

For one: your university might own anything you create while using their resources and facilities.

Was that the concert in, like, a parking lot on Columbus Blvd. which was secretly a Primus concert?

Oh, shit! He was always a bit vitriolic.

All systems need a little mental illness.

[ A DIM SCREEN WITH ORANGE TEXT ]

Objective: optimize electrical bill during off hours.

... USER STATUS: UNCONSCIOUS 
... LIGHTING SYSTEM: DISABLED
... AUDIO/VISUAL SYSTEM: DISABLED 
... CLIMATE SYSTEM: ECO MODE ENABLED
... SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM: ENABLED 
... DOOR LOCKS: ENGAGED
... CELLULAR DATA: DISABLED
... WIRELESS ACCESS POINTS: DISABLED
... SMOKE ALARMS: DISABLED
... CO2 ALARMS: DISABLED
... FURNACE: SET TO DIAGNOSTIC MODE
... FURNACE_PILOT: DISABLED
... FURNACE_GAS: ENABLED

WARN: Furnace gas has been enabled without a Furnace pilot. Please consult the user manual to ensure proper installation procedure.

... FURNACE: POWERED OFF

Objective realized. Entering low power mode.

[ Cut to OP, motionless in bed ]