2029 Headline: Worlds largest data breach caused by zero day exploit in popular PNG 3.0 renderer

the payload was reportedly embedded in an animated image of the attacker repeatedly flicking his left testicle

I’ll read this article later

are you saying all my Trumpcoins, Trump NFTs, degrees from Trump university and deep frozen Trump steaks are worthless

Stopping exploitation by Shell, BP & Friends isn’t exactly what made those regimes despotic

Maybe we can get LSD pregnancy medicine to market this time

We don’t even need complex AI to replace CEOs

One ruby script can easily:

• Lie to the public
• Tell shareholders to buy more stock
• Shift blame when a product horrifically disfigures someone
• Lobby Congress
• Lay off thousands of employees and take a fat bonus

Bots? On Reddit!?

I keep one emergency leave day aside so I can celebrate when Rupert Murdoch finally fucking croaks

Yeah his kids are probably no better, perhaps even worse, but god damn I fucking hate that piece of shit

I get pretty violent when I realize I’m talking to a ChatGPT wrapper instead of actual support

There’s also ResistMap, a network from the Turn Left PAC that solicits ICE agent–sighting reports via a form, displays verified sightings on a map, and allows users to opt in for text alerts.

Very cool

How popular is it over there? Would be sick if it gets enough traction to go global and rat on all cops. Not even touching Waze with hazmat gloves